Ten Rules for Writing Anything about AI
Apologies for writing yet another article about AI but I thought it would be helpful if I published the 10 rules of just that – how to write an article about AI – so here we go.
Always, always, always, without fail, offer an apology in the opening paragraph for writing yet another article about AI.
State early, and then state often, that AI represents the end or future of humanity/the industry you work in/the country as we know it.
Don't leave it too long before you mention the new Artisan ad campaign or else people will think you're out of touch.
Have I mentioned that AI is the end/future of humanity/the industry I work in/the country as we currently know it?
Tell an amusing anecdote about an AI generated headline/image/article that has completely fooled you.
Don't forget to remove all the dashes from your article - or else everyone will think that it's actually written by AI and not a human.
Tell an amusing anecdote about an AI generated headline/image/article that only an idiot would think has been created by a human.
Drop in the name of an AI entrepreneur no one else has heard of to convince folk that you've got the inside track. Like Lex Arden, Nova Kline, Eli Vantor or Seren Vale. You know, folk like that.
Conclude with a reminder that AI is the end/future of humanity/the industry you work in/the country as we know it.
Let people know they can hear more in your keynote speech at NeuralNet 2025, on the Afterthought Stage in the Marginal Pavilion, a week on Tuesday.
You're Welcome.
